When can 1 + 1 = 3?
When you...
…forget to use birth control… 
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I saw a chameleon today. Must not be a very good one
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Why can’t you explain puns to a kleptomaniac?
Because they take everything literally.
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What did the bald man say after receiving a comb as a gift?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
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I went to the store to buy condoms last night.
The cashier asked, “Do you want a bag?”
I replied, “No, she’s not that ugly.”
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This is hilarious.
Harry Potter by Balenciaga
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Hahaha. It’s as if all the characters in the movie ran Legacy of the Spartan.
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Nicely done.
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What happened to the scientist who traveled at the speed of light?
He was sent to prism.
If a priest is traveling at the speed of light, does he still have mass?
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Hahaha
His mass has loads of energy.
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Nostalgia just isn’t what it used to be
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How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
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When I drink Alcohol everybody calls me an alcoholic.
But when I drink Fanta, nobody says I’m Fantastic.
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What do you call a rude cow? Beef Jerky.
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