Guys, I thought I would add a section for good ole fashioned jokes.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: It goes without saying that the jokes should be in good taste.
A Guy parks his car in front of a building. As he’s getting out, a security guard rushes to him and says,
"Sir…sir, you can’t park there. The Senators will be down any minute.
To which the driver responds:
“No problem I have my car alarm on.”