Nice one bro!
My purpose of putting up joker’s corner is to put a smile on people’s faces. Even for a moment. I hope you guys really enjoy them!
Thanks for the thread bro
My pleasure!
The scariest story ever in just 1 word
MONDAYS!
What do you call a noodle that’s fake?
Impasta
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy?
A $100 bill.
Where on earth can you expect Christmas to come before Thanksgiving? A dictionary.
I went to see a psychic.
When I knocked on the door, she shouted, “Who is it?”
So, I left.
People should cough far away from me, but sometimes they cough near me and I have to tell them to far cough
Before you have sex, you help each other get undressed…
After sex you dress yourself…
MORAL: Once you get fucked, nobody will help you…
Not humorous, but interesting:
Question: How long can a scorpion hold it’s breath? The answer will surprise you…
A scorpion can hold its breath for up to 6 days , can survive a whole year without food, can climb almost any surface, and it glows under ultraviolet light.
Now that’s a beast
Joke # 1
Doctor: "How’s the girl who swallowed 10 quarters doing?
Nurse: “No change yet.”
Joke# 2
Why did the nurse walk quietly to the medicine cabinet?
So that she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.