How many Neurolinguistic Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
No need to change the bulb. They just make the room brighter.
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Original! LOL
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It’s an old Robert Dilts joke as relayed by Richard Bandler.
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Baseball Joke:
Why did the baseball team hire a new baker?
Because they needed a new batter…
@Palpatine here’s a Star Wars joke for you…
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Xmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: “Because I felt your presence…”
Why are actors always told to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast…
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“I asked my doctor what’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral Thermometer?
He said it’s the taste.” (Rodney Dangerfield)
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Man: “How ugly were you?”
Rodney Dangerfield: “I was so ugly, my mother breastfed me with a straw.”
Rodney Dangerfield speaking to “son”: “One of these days, you’re going to know how it feels to be a father.”
Son: “So will you.”
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“I remember my dad gave me some advise. He said ‘don’t let them crap all over you. Open your mouth.’” Rodney Dangerfield.
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“My Uncle was so lazy, he married a pregnant woman.” Rodney Dangerfield.
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Uhaul drivers are the worst.
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The ultimate survivor
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Nahhhhh LMAO.
That was hella funny to me because of how much of a reach it is hahaha
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything! 
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How to choose a good porn actor name.
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This should definitely win the oscar.
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