I was helping at check in yesterday while waiting to get picked up and i don’t remember the conversation flow. As a general summary: the women simply adored me. If i had journaled right after i got home I’d have an entertaining tale but, seeing as I have zero desire to brag about or even talk about these kind of things at length anymore, I’ll simply post the one that caused me to come online.
I was doing some miscellaneous task, sorting shit and one of the girls commented on something about my character. I gave some flippant remark that i don’t recall and another lady, older with a tremendous derriere immediately, almost as if she was waiting to say it for awhile blurted out, “It’s because you’re sooo calm.”
I don’t remember what the hell we were talking about but it had very little to do with anything lol. I actually stopped and stared at her for a second and she kept going.
“You’re always so calm…!” And had some other things in there that didn’t make sense in the context of the conversation but showed me that she watches me more than i even noticed.
I suppose since i started…
Another girl that has some amazing lips and a penchant for flirting (just not with me) was all over me. She walked right up to me while i was having a conversation with her counterpart and stood about two feet in front of me and aggressively grabbed my ID badge and started studying it closely. Of course, I saw her coming from a mile away but absolutely ignored her until she touched my badge.
I then looked at her with a look of incredulity.
“Why are you touching my badge?”
She began to stammer out a response but i cut her off.
“You realize that i very politely asked to see your name badge a month ago and you refused?”
She recovered and grabbed my badge while i kept talking in a musing voice, almost to myself.
“Yeeah. I saw your lips and wanted to see if they matched the badge but you refused and honestly, that almost hurt.”
She dropped my badge like she had been burned, and, as i figured would happen, she pulled her badge up for me to examine, as I mused on.
“It’s a shame that i moved on. I would have really enjoyed seeing what your face looked like back then…”
She became flustered and quite literally began to wave it right in front of my face as i was pondering the ceiling, deep in thought. Again, as i expected. As soon as i saw her reach for her badge, I said, “Oh well” and began to talk to her coworker again, who was looking on with quite the amused expression.
Now, I’m standing here, facing badge girl with my body but my face turned having a casual conversation with the other about a movie she asked me if i had seen (After), while badge girl is trying to get me to look at her badge flopping in my face saying “Here. Here it is. Look! Look!!”
Pity was not in the air for, look, I did not.
It’s interesting to me though that even more amusing occurrences happened at check in on my behalf but I’ve changed. I appreciate those and the numerous others that I experience lately but the “need” for them is no longer there 
Which is probably why i don’t desire to expound on them as I might normally be wont.