Main Dev. Thread - Alchemist

Did you buy it because you want to run it or just to gain access to this private forum? :thinking:

I’m kidding

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LOL. running stage 1 to accelerate my quest to project sexual energy and get blow jobs immediately :smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp:

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Uhm… am I the only one who thinks that the voice actress in the superchargers sounds kinda… sexy?

asking for a friend…

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now THAT would be a funny journal:

“Blowjob Frequency Curve (henceforth, BFC) showing significant elevation in last 14 hours. Asymptotic tendency is hypothesized, but not yet definite. It’s projected that 9 simultaneous blowjobs would be enough to indicate a fundamental shift from baseline.”

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you just wait :smiling_imp::shushing_face:

Looks like Joa’s journal is having an effect. As for the access…

That’s 48 hours, give or take a bit. :slight_smile:

No worries, you’re not missing that much yet. We have yet to agree on the naming of our secret society. :wink:

By the way, one male member has a limit of 3 women, I believe. Unless you’re doing roulette, but that can’t technically be considered simultaneously.

The imagery is addictive though.

Woman walks by. You stare intently at her, focusing all that energy. She starts licking and smacking her lips, instinctively feeling that something is missing. She looks over at you, biting her lower lip lightly. A flash of recognition widens her eyes as she realizes what it is. She turns around and buys an ice cream cone. SirGetsBlownALot needs more practice.

Meanwhile, Malkuth gets sued by Buffalo Fried Chicken.

As for the voice actress, proper English does that, yes. I always end up imagining her in a private school uniform. Let’s make that an Oxford college uniform, just to ensure that my imagination knows it’s 18+. Wouldn’t want to see a girl in a Hogwarts outfit, now do we?

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Hahaha! :rofl::sweat_smile:

So Below has a kind of Wakanda African tribish feel about it, no?

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An interesting thought I had after listening to As Above and So Below:

If we are Universe experiencing itself, then everytime we engage in sexual intercourse, is the Universe actually…masturbating? Serious question.

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The first thought that popped into my head upon reading that was “the universe is just attempting to grow.”

In the grand scheme of things, masturbation is pretty much pointless, even counter-productive. The universe wouldn’t do anything without a reason. Except maybe the appendix. :slight_smile:

And yes, So Below’s background track does have a tribal vibe to it. Please do post your experience with it, it would be great if you added your viewpoints to my review thread:


That way we keep it together, one-stop-shop if you will.

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Oops… I didnt realize we have a review thread going!

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Yup one of our british girls :slight_smile:

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Offtopic: Too bad the game turned into **** after 1.9 :stuck_out_tongue:

Anyone has a review on Alchemist? Interested to know the results those who have tried this out have.

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If I were to buy a mult-stage set, this is probably the one that would be most intriguing to me.

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Alchemist is one of the most powerful subliminal products on the market. Users have enhanced their manifestation experiences and reached spirituality through the use of this product.

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@SaintSovereign

Are there any plans to upgrade Alchemist with Quantum Tech?

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Probably once they release Q at some point this year they will end up updating Khan, EOG, and Alchemist.

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I would like to hear people’s experience as well. Been out for a while, but this is one that I won’t have room for at least this year.

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I am curious why there is no public documentation about this product

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