Does anyone else finds this depressing?

F—k that!

Let your very existence be an act of rebellion.

-Albert Camus [paraphrased]

We live on the cusp of widespread dystopia

It’s a privilege to live now in this s—t because we now have purpose to show the world fearlessness and power and feats that will shock the world, that no authoritarian regime can reign in; that no AI could ever replicate…

The meek need to see it. Be it.

You were called.

Be Great.

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I want to provide a counter argument to this, but I’m not living a life I can call my own yet.

I’ll agree that for a large majority of people, yeah they get pushed into the study, shitty job, misery life. But there’s so much to explore nowadays, more supportive resources, and less danger. You just have to find a way to break out of the indoctrination first.

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Sad to inform you, but what you imagine those times is just only 1-2% of world population, the rest of population did monotonous work. Oh, what it reminds? ah yes, our modern world.
For example, Alexander the Great’s army was about 40 thousand soldiers. Average Greek city had ~60 thousand population, and there were a numerous cities and villages. On the other hand, let’s take Achaemenid Empire: 50 million population and no more than 200 thousand soldiers - that’s not even 1%.

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@RagnarLothbrok

I think you are simply missing adventure. I understand this.

Now, if you want to experience some real adventure, and I mean REAL REAL REAL ADVENTURE, adventure that is exciting beyond imagination and life changing beyond anything, then learn Astral Projection and explore the astral realms.

This way you also don’t need “to loot” anybody…

There is also help for this.

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I LOVE history to probably an unhealthy degree.

I still would never want to live in the past.

I would love to walk in the past, see all the great ancient and not so ancient cities, but without living there.

All kings and conquers had the very real threat of some random disease or infection which could kill you in horrifying ways.

At least a third of rulers met untimely deaths, often in horrific ways.

At the top, you never who to trust even your best friend, most trusted ally, wife, mistress or concubine could turn on a dime and backstab you (literally).

This doesn’t even cover a ton if tiny things we take for granted that they simply did not have.

This sounds like the classic fallacy of the “good ole days” I have a secret. Those days never happened.

I haven’t even started on how most pirates would kill for a simple middle class living in the United States today.

Do yourself a favor and read the stories of the ones who lost, the mediocre kings, the kings who did everything right, yet they still got the worst end of history, the kings who nobody talks about. It will cure that depression real fast.

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You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”

“All you. Different incarnations of you.”

“Wait. I’m everyone!?”

“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.

“I’m every human being who ever lived?”

“Or who will ever live, yes.”

“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”

“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.

“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.

“And you’re the millions he killed.”

“I’m Jesus?”

“And you’re everyone who followed him

https://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html

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Go to the Jungle of Latin America

There you can be all of that and more, way way more, if you have what it takes

But it comes with a price

Are you sure you want to pay that price?

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This is beautiful

Do you have names to give me?

When i did astral projection it was the best and most fun experience ever, lucid dreams are also really fun

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If you want to read about kings during the fall of their kingdoms:

Harold II of Anglo-Saxons England (He has an incredible life and most of history talks about William the Bastard (conqueror))

The entire Vandal kings after Geiseric the Cruel -

The entire Ostrogothic Kings after Theoderic the Great.

If you want Empires: Western Rome after Commodus

The Rise and Fall of the Visigoths: They have a Rollercoaster of good and bad kings that’s very entertaining.

Another thing is pick your favorite conqueror and read about the kingdom after their reign. It usually completely falls apart. If not right away, it will.

The crusading states are a beautiful mess during the crusades.

The Merovingian dynasty of France after Clovis: Constant Infighting leads to eventual puppet kings.

The empire of Persia has a fascinating Rollercoaster of history.

The states after Alexander the Great

Basically read the entire story of a kingdom or Empire not just the greats of that kingdom.

You will find out that history tells better stories than fiction. Some fantastic tradegies are out there.

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Always curious who in history would be close to New Khan (excluding Genghis Khan)? Or Wanted Black (asking for a friend)?

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Love this question! These are the fun ones.

New Kahn easily has to be Mehemed II (the Conqueror) of the Ottoman Empire. He finally killed Rome when he captured Constaniople and that was only the begining of his reign. Oh and he has one of the most famous Harems.

As far as Wanted Black, Giacomo Casanova is the most obvious answer. Casinova is in the Webster Dictionary: (Noun) man known for seducing women and having many lovers

Another one for Wanted Black would be Emperor Andronikos I Komnenos of the Eastern Roman Empire before he became Emperor. He slept with many women of Emperor Manuel’s family just to piss him off. During a prison break he stopped just to have sex with his wife.

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There was/is a Netflix docu-fiction on Mehmed II battle for Constantinople. Epic stuff. Thanks for these :slight_smile:

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(Fatih Sultan) Mehmed II was very intelligent too,
one of my favourite Turkish ruler and when he conquered Istanbul he was just 21 years old

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For a more recent example: Peter Freuchen, Arctic Explorer and all around badass:

Hilarious summary of why he was so badass


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He was a prolific writer too, so it’s easy to find literature by and about him.

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@RagnarLothbrok
I understand you, you are in recon. Take 1-2 days as extra processing time before next loop and try lowering the minutes.

Aside from that, in our times if you are a CEO of a company and you make mistakes you will get voted out but still live (at least in western countries), as a conqueror trusting the wrong person or making a mistake can easily cost your life.
Sounds exciting? A lot of things are, that is why fun sports like bungee jumping for the kick but not the death experience were invented.

And there is still a lot to discover and conquer, it wasn’t easy back then (to go by boat over an ocean and through storms losing some of your crew, not certain you find land before your food runs out), and to discover or invent new things today is also not easy but 0,01% achieve great thing that will earn them to no longer have to think about a job for the rest of your life.

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Khan is working within you…yes…let your frustrations simmer…transcend reality…mold it to your desired state…become the Khan…yes…yess…

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I think you should give it a shot first

Start with a horse obviously and then… assemble an army. Free the prisoners perhaps. And then… get an axe… actually… maybe get the axe before that.

If youll have enough prisoners and enough horses and enough axes you could catch quite few people by surprise. Im sure you could conquer something. Or just burn the cities. Hell you might even get fans on the way.

I would personally before all that start practicing that horse and axe thing though. Just to make sure you got that xp before the new expansion

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