an ominious night at the bar
Luther24 sat at the bar on a beautiful night. He was with his girlfriend and 2 other buddies. Things had been very strange lately.
Buddy 1: Have you heard the rumors in town?
Buddy 2: Of course, everyone’s talking about them…
Luther24: What are you guys talking about?
Buddy 2: You haven’t heard Luther? The silver foxes are back.
Luther24: What the hell is a silver fox?
Buddy 1: 40+ year old men that are super magnetic and alluring. They have an aura about them that set them apart from not just men their age… but men period.
Buddy 2: They say they’ve tapped into some kind of power.
Luther24: Stop trolling me, hahaha. I think y’all have had a little too much to drink tonight.
Buddy 1: I’m telling you, man. These men possess an almost magnetic pull. They don’t just walk into a room; they command it.
Luther24: Yeah, right. Grow up…
Buddy 2: You know I just might just actually do that. I would love to be a silver fox.
Luther24: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey bartender, where you at gang?
A buzzing sound erupted as all of the TVs around the bar suddenly went blank. The lights flickered ominously.
Buddy 1: What the hell? Did the power just flicker?
Luther24: This is weird…
Girlfriend: Where’s the bartender?
The bartender emerged from the shadows.
Bartender: They are coming, my brother. Keep your women close to you, lest they be allured and stolen. The wise ones (40+ men) will soon return with renewed vigor.
Luther24: Huh? Who is coming? Who are the wise ones?
Bartender: The daddiessssssssss. -while vanishing into the back of the bar-
“Stay close” Luther24 whispered to his girlfriend.
BOOM - it was too late.
An exquisitely refined daddy, freshly looped off of Subliminal Club’s Emperor Daddy subliminal had just entered the room. Luther24 turned to his girlfriend, whose eyes were entranced by the soothingly calm yet overwhelmingly dominant daddy energy, and whose heart sighed with the faintest whisper of … “daddy”.
“Oh haell naw” cried out Luther24.
