I know. It is, however, the earliest timezone (UTC-12) so I used it.
Thereās actually two little tropical islands in the Pacific, one with UTC-12 and one with UTC+12. You can spend 20 minutes in a canoe and travel an entire day forward or backward. Do New Yearās twice while getting some sleep in between.
How I would love to live on a little tropical island somewhere. It would be a strictly bring-your-own-women deal though. Unfortunately, beautiful women donāt grow on trees. Yet. Imagine a coconut tree and every time you gave it a whack, a beautiful woman would fall into your arms. Probably not wearing anything.
So, sufficiently distracted now?