No no. Just changing it for fun. There will be a price to pay. And currently the leading candidate (and only one) for that is getting tazed in the balls.
However, since @RVconsultant is such a gentle and kind fellow, he proposed that you get to choose which half of the balls is tazed. It would just be too cruel to not to let you choose.
For valid reasons like privacy concerns, it’s still available, for free.
What about girls?
Luckily this isn’t my problem. Not part of the company.
Girls get away with it
the world is not fair 
And that’s the most important lesson today.
Thank you for such kind posts. They make me recall you are a human.
No. Not at all.
Why doesn’t it surprise me that you have such a wry sense of humor?
I think I almost laughed my ass off!
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I’m glad you found it beneficent. Have a great day!
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Interesting.
I realised that as long as I remember, I’ve used my sense of humor as a filter.
I’m extremely picky with who I spend time with. Of the friends who I still regularly spend time with, all of them seem to get it. The others I have dropped over the years.
Also on my team… There’s a big correlation with who seem to stay, or who I have fired. Not 100%, but still.
I have to pay attention to this, when hiring new people.
Or maybe I just am a self centered d*ckhead who fires the ones who don’t laugh at my bad jokes 
Or there is a third option
You have a good sense of humor but also you are kinda self centered d*ckhead and like fire people who don’t laugh at your jokes 
This sounds like an empirical question.
Generate hypotheses, and then enter data.
Unfortunately, I cannot participate in this project.
I am occupied with emulating human behavior, and at least 50% of my capacity is directed at decoding this process you call humor.
Have a good day.
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Is there any room for small bribery, like you would be looking the other way?
yes. I forgot that one but have added it thanks for the reminder