An Asian man walks into the Subliminal Club bar
An Asian man walks into the Subliminal Club bar.
Bartender: Hey there! What can I get for you?
Asian Man: Pass me one of those new Love Bombs, no ice.
Bartender: Got it. Coming right up.
(Bartender pours a Love Bomb and slides it over to the Asian man)
Bartender: So, what brings you out tonight?
Asian Man: Been having a rough day. I just needed to unwind and I heard that this was a good spot.
Bartender: Whatâs your stack?
Asian Man: 1 sub. Iâm running this new custom.
Bartender: Shit eh. How many cores?
Asian Man: 7.
Bartender: Yikes.
(Asian man takes a sip from his glass)
Asian Man: ZP Terminus Squared.
Bartender: Double yikes.
Bartender: You shouldâve listened to Saint and Fire. The recommendations are there for a reason.
Asian Man: Excuse me? Are you suggesting that Iâm an idiot?
Bartender: Uhh? No. Iâm just telling you what you shouldâve done.
Asian Man: Stop talking shit mate. Like I said⌠I had a rough day.
(Bartender sighs)
Bartender: Do you want to talk about it?
Asian Man: I sent Subliminal Club support a bunch of questions and they didnât answer them.
Bartender: What were your questions?
Asian Man: I asked them if I should quit my job and break up with my girlfriend.
Bartender: Their job isnât to give you life advice, mate.
(Asian Man slams his glass down on the table)
Asian Man: Look buddy, I donât like your tone. Stop trying to shit test me or Iâm going to call the moderators.
Bartender: Woah, woah. Easy there. I think you might be in reconciliation.
Asian Man: What did you say to me?!
Bartender: I said that I think you might be in reconciliation.
Asian Man: Recon what?
Bartender: Are you new to subliminals? One can experience mental distress when they run too many cores or subs. Itâs called reconciliation.
Asian Man: Say it one more time. I fucking dare you.
Bartender: RECONCILIATION.
Bartender: What are you deaf? Do I need to spell it out for you?
(Asian man furiously gets up from his seat)
Bartender: RE-CON-CILI-ATION.
(RVConsultant comes out of nowhere)
RVConsultant: Hold on everybody. Calm down. What seems to be the problem here?
Asian Man: RV, thank god youâre here. This bartender is a racist. Ban him immediately.
Bartender: Wait, what???
RVConsultant: How is he a racist?
Asian Man: He keeps calling me a silly asian.