It was a quest called of only the finest of heroes would take on.
So I prepared my weapons and step out into the world. My nose - sharp, my ears open like a radar, my eyes - all seeing , my mind focused like a laser and a determination from deep within.
Countless hours talking to lokal people, countless bribery here and there, throwing out pesos like rain on cloudy day until I Finaly found a lead that smelled right.in the end It cost me 2 pollos con arroz and a bottle of wine and a flirt with this stunningly young lady who turns out to be the mafia bosses sister.
After arriving at the location where the girl is hidden I sneak around the area like a jaguar, silent, in the shadows, sharp and in hunting mode. 1 week later my opportunity came, a gathering of the whole cartel. I thought : now I take them all out at once. I load my weapons tightly and start to run down hills,the air is forming a sphere around me and I rush straight into danger.
I jump through the window and land on the banket table, one moment of confusion in everyone’s face is al I need, I draw my weapon from my back and start to play the Guitar imeadiatly. Eyeryone was unprepared for what’s to come but not me i unleash the greatest of mob songs on my guitarito. Banging the strings left and right, creating a party like no gringo could ever do. After 2 hours the real war startet, I line up the coke and eveyione sniffed like crazy, I shoutet: Oye Oye Amigo bring the Alcohol
3 days of constant sniffing and drinking was all I needed to bring everyone into the hospital.
I was still clear in my mind and pretty sober as I walked into the room where the girl was hidden. I took her on my arms and walked out. Trough the Jungle and then to the boarder of Costa Rica.
She looks into my eyes and tears run down her face as she screams : wrong direction puto
That was the moment I realized I had to much
I never fight with the cartel again
Adios amigos