Update
Went outside for a walk after my sports massage. I walked into one of the drug stores and asked where the facial washes were. The girl asked me what kind of facial wash i was looking for. My humour suddenly began to flow âmy girlfriend looks like a dog its a birthday gift to hint she needs to sort her face outâ.
The sale assistant burst into laughter. She began giggling at everything I said after that. The two other sales assistants approached and began laughing. So here is me surrounded by 3 sales assistants who were giggling.
When I went to pay there was a huge queue. One of the sales assistants said âdont join the queueâ she took me to another till to allow me to pay for my cleanser.
As I left all 3 women were smiling at me and waved goodbye.
Whats interesting is what I said was not that funny really they just giggled anyway it was all dumb talk.
I headed to the coffee shop and saw the same barrister I saw this morning. She was talking to the boss and telling him how she was sad to go back to Seattle in the USA. I said in a loud voice Seattle is sh*t hole sorry to hear you have to go back there".
They both began laughing again this was not funny just stupid talk but they loved it. The conversation carried on with me making rude cocky comments which they loved. I left then smiling which was good.