Khan turns you into a sexual badass, lol.
I mean, it’s called “Khan” and the product image is this:
What kind of feelings does this image give you?
There’s a majestic, glorious looking sword like one from Elden Ring. Look at how sexy that sword is. There’s a sexy woman right behind it too. Khan is perfection. It’s not for mortals, it’s for gods. You will wield the sword, and take on everything in your path. In that process, you will die. Reincarnating as the human essence of mastery. You will become a monster. Primeval vanquishes, legendary dominance, sensual mistresses, and duels with warlord assassins. Scars of war on your breastplate to match the stains of success on your gauntlets, dipped in fire. Khan doesn’t grab the sword by its hilt, he grabs it by the blade. Even the sword, as mighty as it is - submits to the will of its master… in awe. For Khan, is the master of all masters.