What happened to DarkPhilosopher

He was one of the moderators before RVConsultant joined…

What happened to him ? Does anyone know his whereabouts ?

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RVConsultant ate him

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Wouldnt surprise me. RVConsultant a cannibal.

Probably ate him for breakfast.

He’s still around… last seen, about min ago.

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It’s me. I’m posting under this account now.

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I like to think he’s somewhere, listening to a version of the mystery title, dancing the night away.

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He has recently started a mobile philosophy business in London, taking his philosophical talents to the masses. This is his van:

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Hahah, he’s still here. He doesn’t post as much since @RVconsultant is super quick to handle any issues, but he watches over everything and alerts me to any problems. He’s a silent guardian. THE DARK KNIGHT.

Or something like that. :stuck_out_tongue:

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:slight_smile: His writing style is very much british english but I do not think he is from the UK possibly from the benelux region.

Well, he’s been on a quest of regeneration through fasting. Last seen speaking about rhythm and dance, for now, I am guessing that it was allegorical. My hypothesis is that he consumed him-self, like the Serpent crawling to swallow its tail; like the mighty fire-bird, he shall victoriously emerge from the darkness of the womb, to resurrect and bless this club with further light of wisdom.


:slight_smile:

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he in tha shadows :bat:
watching :eyes:
mustnt speak his name :shushing_face:
tha dark 1 watches

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eriiiiiiiiiiiiiiucccccccccccccc : D

huw are wuyo my fuwiend

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He is the watcher. A man haunted by the ghosts of his past. A man on a mission…the fire in him burns like an internal flame.

Lets wish our old friend the DarkPhilosopher the best for the future.

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Really good question, I’ve been wondering where he has been.

Since dark matter and dark energy make up 95% of the universe and DarkPhilosopher has been theorized by physicists to be the fifth fundamental force, he may have been busy elsewhere. Or everywhere, depending on which physicist you ask.

Maybe he’s in the same place as the old storytelling hype-thread making blackadder.

Either way, he’s probably watching us right now…

I tried typing in Welsh, Cockney, Scottish and Aussie, but only a handful of people could follow along, hence the more common English. English is, however, my first language.

And of course I have been keeping a journal for almost two months now. The forum is barely able to load it because of all the bad jokes large images, but it exists.

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Good to see you back my old friend. Members of the community have nick named you “The Ghost” why is that ?

My pale complexion?

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That hooded robe must save you a fortune on sun screens :stuck_out_tongue:

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There have been reports dotted around the world of someone who calls himself the “Hooded Robe” .

2021 – Village in Uganda time: 14:00pm

A group of bandits repeatedly raided a village stealing water and food suppliers from the locals. The next day all 8 bandits were found hanging from a tree. With the words tattooed on their foreheards “Leave these people in peace or suffer my wrath”.

2020 - Amazon Rain Forest

A group of illegal loggers were cutting down trees. Next day the 12 loggers had their goolies removed. They were thrown into the river and eaten by piranhas.

We know who this hooded man is ! he is the Ghost !! DarkPhilosopher

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Yup, SPF-4000 doesn’t come cheap. Very necessary in Uganda and the Amazon though (how did he know?!). Lots of sun there…

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Oh, a little astral owl told me - the Alchemist

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