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I understand ,better quality headset or speakers bring better results but so far only ultima format has hifi mandatory, I think
The human headphone?
Those look like the weird earmuff things my sister had back in the 1990s. lol
Which are apparently still available from Walmart:
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Saw it when I googled Future Headphones. The Future is retro apparently 
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realistically speaking, if we think about it, the next thing to happen will probably be something like a modular piece that can attach to your head somewhere, providing sound through bone conduction 
the tech is already available in headsets, its just not as popular or mainstream to make it advance to the modular level yet.
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Thanks for finding it, the future is now. Love his review
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Be interesting to hear how it sounds, I’ll wait till more people test it out before using one though as not looking forward to implants.
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For the record, I’ve been using bone conduction headsets for my subs for years. They work great.
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You’re welcome. They went out of business but if anyone wants to try it, they’re a couple on eBay.
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The year is 2035
The human male puts on his super suction iAudio as the core control unit is logged in
Hello 74, says Alexa
He hides in a dumpster from a band of motorcycle raiders before emerging to the post apocalyptic world and commanding
“Alexa, play my survival instincts spartan custom”
Listening to the solace v69 mask in the weekly ten minute Audio as he turns on his jet pack and flies his nomadic ass to find a new destroyed city ruins to spend this night
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That was cool.
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Year: 2022 Month: February 25th 7pm
Yazooneh and Black Adder are drinking champagne in down town LA.
BlackAdder: Did you test the new ZP Kungfu/Boxing product ?
Yazooneh: Yeah listened to it whilst having a dump mate
BlackAdder: Anything to report ?
Yazooneh: This ZP is rubbish Saint talks crap as usual hyping up all his products
Yazooneh says goodbye and leaves the bar
Its a dark night Yazooneh walks down the derelict dark street.
Suddently out of nowhere three youths with guns and knives surround him.
Punk “Handover your wallet city boy ahhahaah fucking city boy you think you can just spend money in some expensive bar you think u are cool city boy ahahah”
The punk waves the knife in front of Yazooneh but he is calm, collected and centred.
Yazooneh adopts the legendary cat stance or what is termed the “neko ashi dachi”
He suddenly fires a low kick to the punks knee breaking his knee cap. The punk screams in agony and drops to the floor.
Yazooneh “applying over 8 pounds of pressure to the knee will cause a fracture”
The second punk looks in shock then runs at Yazooneh with a base ball bat.
Yazooneh turns boldly to face him and forms a cross block. Then he postures into wing chung lapso blocking and trapping the base ball bat and ripping it from the 2nd punks hands.
The second punk has a look of fear in his eyes.
Yazooneh “will now proceed with the 3 point heart exploding dim mak technique”
Yazooneh fires his fingers into the 2nd punks ribs. The 2nd punk crumbles to the ground and lays silent. As he hits the ground the cracking of ribs echoes around the dark street.
The 3rd youth has a look of terror on his face he screams "mommy mommy help"and runs.
Yazooneh stands and looks down at his hands covered in blood. He screams
“Saint what the fuck have you done to my brain ahhhhhh ZP”
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This will be where ZP takes you.
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It was this for me 
fuck
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I predict this week ZP will be made more avaliable for everybody (or almost)
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