Almost got killed by Dark Zeus last night but Paragon Sleep saved my soul.
I’m currently travelling south america and on saturday night, I was sleeping in a tiny little shack in the mountains, far away from anyone, anywhere, any help. Just me, my girlfriend, and subliminals to ward off evil.
TLDR version...
Wow… you don’t want to read my story? I put so much work into it. I’m offended now.
It was a pretty idyllic day, perfect in every way, the way that good travelling is supposed to be. We spent hours sitting and chatting at a cute south american coffee shop, people watching, tourist watching, dog spotting, dreaming about moving here one day.
We got cinnamon rolls, we hiked, we told each other “I Love You” and “You’re So Pretty” 10,000 times.
We had wine and pizza and salad and fries and all the fixings at a “Gourmet” restaurant, and thanks to south american currency, the meal was the equivalent to the cost of a casual diner’s fare, no wine or appies, back home.
But then when we went to sleep, the Demon God wasn’t done with us.
South America has such insane thunderstorms, I now know, that even that good, holy, christian God runs and hides and prays to a higher God still when he hears them.
Our happiness must have pissed him off, because that thunderstorm was nothing less than a South American Demon Zeus raging hellfire and bombarding us with thunder and lightning onto the tiny little tin-roofed shack we’re trying to sleep in in the mountains. Water’s getting through the roof, the rain hits the tin and sounds like 10,000 horsemen stomping on top of us, and oh my god every time a thunderbolt claps, the whole airbnb shakes, the ground under us falters, glasses jingle in the cupboards, and we wonder if the whole building is going to collapse on top of us.
I could tell that my girlfriend was scared shitless throughout all of this, so I cuddled up with her and played the good protector.
For a bit.
But I had listened to Paragon Sleep and I had no problem falling asleep, and I didn’t think I needed to stay awake. The thunderbolts did actually scare me a bit, but I didn’t seem to have any issues sleeping despite it, so why would she?
Within 20 minutes, I was fast asleep, snoring, peaceful, as if nothing was going on outside, not a care in the world.
Meanwhile, my girlfriend was awake for another 5 hours.
The cool thing about Paragon Sleep is that I can actually track exact sleep scores with it.
Mind you, the most important thing in sleep is TIME ASLEEP! So… don’t go running Paragon Sleep and thinking you’ll get incredible results from the sub and justify sleeping 6 hours a night.
My sleep score the night of that thunderstorm was 100%… perfect night’s sleep, despite hellfire and bombs raining down on us from Dark Zeus.
My girlfriend’s sleep score, meanwhile, was 45%.
My time asleep, 8.3 hours. Fell asleep in 20 minutes. High sleep efficiency meaning I didn’t wake up throughout the night, couldn’t even hear the thunder/rain coming down on us.
Her time asleep, 4.5 hours, time to fall asleep, 4 hours, & low sleep efficiency meaning even when she did fall asleep, the rain woke her up.
but, data aside, It’S PRobaBlY pLacEBo
