Main Disc. New Title Hype Thread

eat anything and still get shredded

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This story is how I feel about these clues and our guesses at this point

"Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal
and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you dickhead.
Some bastard has stolen our tent.”

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Raikov a Remote Viewing Edward deBono by Quantum Jumping to a Parallel Universe.

:joy:

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Become good looking, stand out from the crowd, don’t be vanilla
Or a dick grow sub that also makes your balls bigger so you can creampie a lot

Slipstream Ultima + Stack Module

– Destroys Resistance & Reconciliation before it reaches your Conscious Experience

– The dessert to be consumed after your subliminal nourishment

:open_mouth:

That was beautiful.

Hahaha.

(Although, I feel like Holmes would have been the more likely party to have been distracted by his own analytical brilliance. Watson’s a pretty practical bloke.)

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Here we go again, let’s beat the crap out of the picture with over analysis.

That wouldn’t happen to be a non-dairy cool Hwhip, over there, would it?

:thinking: A frozen desert snuggling within a bowl over a table. Soft and less dense because of the processing requirement. Keeping paranoia at bay, assume that mr softee is not a diversion and that it’s not a carpentry related sub.

Someone already guessed sea men submarines, creamy :wink:

Non of you are expecting a child soon at SC, right? If so, is this your hint for a lactation sub? Wouldn’t make sense since the majority are men around here. No judgment, to each their kinks :stuck_out_tongue:

Probably thinking from Paragon perspective (physical shifting)… a bowel movement sub —lactose intolerance kind of deal? Although, that does look quite appetizing, but there’s no spoon! Makes me wonder if it’s an appetite suppressant. Well, this sentence suppressed my appetite, ghost sub already working.

:notes: Thinking thinking, thinking hard! I know what the answer is, I got it! No, that can’t be. I’m so wrong!

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Kudos on the pooh entendre.

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I was just about to say a lactose intolerance sub, but that’s a bit more specific than SubClub tends to get.

Light as air, fluffy as clouds, and always perfectly melt-in-your-mouth Luscious

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Skin smoother: makes your skin smooth, shrink pores, etc

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I am wondering if this is a market research ploy. Ingenious, hehehe :crazy_face:

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Or maybe a hair/beard growth sub.

Hmmm my guess is based on what I have been wanting for a long time: The Seducer (the male equivalent of The Seductress)

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Attract good luck ultima.

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The Shamrock U. Hope you’re right :shamrock:

Big load a action Ultima

It’s a wealth Ultima

CREAM

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Its some kind of weight loss subliminal i think

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This is the dopest guess.

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