Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiii, ain’t gon’ be mine though.
I actually haven’t stolen a lot of stuff in my life, now that I think about it.
The only things I remember stealing off the top, are Horny Goat Weed pills from my grandmother when I was a teenager and uh, in 4th grade I stole jujubes from the teacher. He was an asshole. You cannot just deprive children of sugar like that, it’s unethical. Children need sugar to reach their final form of chaos. If these needs are not fulfilled then there are karmic consequences. I’ve studied this unique philosophical aspect of human smolness, in my friend’s children. He has 2 of these creatures, that forever remind me why my sexual experiences will always include the usage of high-level birth control.
What else…
In my first job at a general merchandise retailer, I was outside moving carts and I saw a female security guard just tackle someone leaving the store for shoplifting. I alerted everyone on my headset. That was kind of an interesting job experience. I also got fired from that job on my first week, for being a total dumbass.
Also, in my family there was a kleptomaniac reiki healer. I always have this story in my back pocket. She stole money from the whole family, but came across as the most “high vibe spiritual, miracle, healing” whatever the fuck. Lol. It wasn’t even a lot of money too, like why lmao. Obviously they have a lot of trauma and fears from growing up in scarcity and whatnot, I get it… but still that contrast is funny to me. Kleptomaniac reiki healers… they’re a thing.
These are the only fond memories I have which involve stealing. I guess it’s been popping up in my mind since stealing is related to scarcity I guess, and I’m developing a more abundant mindset.