Hero Myth or Fact?

About 18 months ago i heard rumours of a product that would one day rock the world. I attempted to find out more information on this, however each time i searched in vain I hit a brick wall.

Twelve month ago rumours began circulating around the community about a product dubbed Hero. On hearing this I contacted @Simon @Lion and our good friend the @DarkPhilosopher . They laughed at me and replied “hey dark avenger enjoy the ride”.

Five months ago in the SC labs it was leaked that Saint during some experiment did a right cross at a pad Fire was holding. The blow sent Fire flying across the room and hitting a brick wall.

More information leaked that Fire may have attached special sensors to a punch bag whilst he experimented by getting people to punch the bag and give them doses of a digital serum.

What can we make of all this ?

So how much do we really know about this Hero product ? very little indeed lets hope that one day SC can enlighten us on what they are working on behind closed doors.

Peace

DA

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Hahaha! As usual, the Dark Avenger rises.

But yeah, it would be nice to get the HERO product. I think my Gigachad idea is close.

Ultimate physical shifting + physical healing for men in a file:

Those who haven’t voted in the roadmap, please do so:

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@RVconsultant whats your take ? did you get tempted to use renote viewing to see what is brewing in the SC chambers.

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:rofl:

The Dark Avenger strikes again.

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Indeed i believe Saint is testing the power man iron fist pre hero core. This i believe enhances punching power. Which explains how Fire got hurled across the room.

@bombayduck is not a duck !!

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I’ve heard rumors, and rumors of rumors. Nay to all rumors. Seek the truth from the source.

I would say go straight to the source by entering a support ticket and posting the answer.

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A Dark Avenger post early fails to cause me to roar in someway. I’ve never seen Fire irl but the image I got was legendary.

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Subclub 3:33

Neither shall they say, lo here! Or, lo there! For, behold, the HERO is within you.

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I couldn’t resist. :joy:

There’s a hero
If you look inside your heart
You don’t have to be afraid
Of what you are
There’s an answer
If you reach into your soul

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Yes, with the hero everyone will have that nice curly hair of hers :slight_smile:

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I’m glad we were on the same frequency :wink: that’s what I thought of, too

I couldn’t resist a young Mariah either, oof

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Amen, brother! :raised_hands: :pray: :joy:

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@RVconsultant i aim to find the truth.

The truth is out there.

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@bombayduck , @GoldenTiger and @Plutus and Dark Avenger meet in a bar in montreal in Canada. They drink 700 dollar bottles of champagne and discuss cryptos.

GoldenTiger: i made 5000000 on cryptos …what is the truth behind hero
DarkAvenger: only one man knows the truth rvconsultant
Bombayduck: he is a remote viewer he sees the unseeable knows the unknowable

Every in the group gasps in surprise.

DarkAvenger: lets go to america to talk to RVCconsultant
Cybersec: Cool

They all walk across the border into america and walk towards RVConsultants house.

DarkAvenger knocks on his door and RVConsultant opens the door smiles strokes his beard then invites everyone in for a cup of tea.

**** TO BE CONTINUED **************

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To add some spice to the story:

You guys rocked up at the wrong house, RV was expecting you all with some ice cold beers. Now RV is using his remote viewing techniques to locate you guys, RV is the Hero. :joy:

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Excellent end to episode 1 thanks :slight_smile:

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Episode 2 “The Man with the Xray Eyes”

Dark Avenger, BombayDuck, GoldenTiger sit with rvconsultant talking about life.

BombayDuck: can you see people remotely
RVconsultant yes i have special powers
Goldentiger Can you see through the walls of SC labs and get more information on hero

RVconsultant: sure let me use my powers

RVconsultant mutters a few eosteric words his eyes begin flashing and energy balls start shooting from his eyes.

RVConsultant screams and shouts with frustration “ahhhhhhh” then waves his hands like a magician.

Goldentiger: whats wrong ?

Rvconsultant: Saint has used aluminiun sheets in the walls. My xray remote vision cannot see through aluminium sheets he knows my weakness.

Goldentiger: ohhhh nooo

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Oof.

Imagine getting foiled by…

Foil.

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ahahhahah RVconsultant is hyper intelligent but indeed he has been foiled by the Saint.

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