Yesterday at noon i was bored so i went to a cafeteria wearing my old regular clothes ( the kind i used to wear before i started making decent money ) and started up conversation with 2 different girls/groups. My goal was to sharpen my game. I decided to wear my old clothes to handicap myself in order to refine my skills. I also intentionally picked a cafeteria where i knew zero regulars and staff there…
Im not gonna lie. The lack of social proof and my old style made things way harder but with the power of libertine ultima by my side… i was ready to take on anything. Here is how it went.
Girl 1 was sitting with her friend both staring at their phone. Both were good looking so i used a technique i use when approaching 2 girls. I say hello beautiful and who ever aknowledges it first is who im aiming at…
So i say that.
Girl 1: ” You talking to me?
Me ” No, its to your friend but i feel like you are the funnier one ”
Her friend: ” Why would that make her funny ”
Me ” Its rude to start asking questions before asking for someones name ”
Her friend got nicer after i got through her shit test ” Im sorry whats your name ”
Girl 1 ” yeah who are you ”
Me ” Hugh Mungus ” whats your name?
( It may sound silly but this is my style of humor. I like to meme because i cant deal with small talk. If im not having fun im not talking to anyone on my free time)
Her friend ” Hugh mungus??? I dont get it…”
Me ” Would be cool if you did ”
( When the conversation doesnt go the way its planned… when there is this awkward scilence it is very important to hold frame and let them deal with the pressure… you can imagine it just by reading this. If you can hold the frame the pressure turns into tension… Its very exciting for girls because they rarly feel it. This is the fine line between weird and charming. Solid eye contact and a relaxed non-confrontational body language is a must. Men who dont create tension are rarly on anyones radar. )
Girl 1 was the one who broke the tension ” Come on tell us your name? ”
At this point i realised i have allready won. I could play it safe and easily get Girl 1s snapchat with a decent chance it goes somewhete.
Me: ” Im Sayian… the pleasure is all yours… well maybe 69% of it ”.
( Again i am speaking this way because i find it hilarious and i dont take myself seriously. We always feel tempted to say what James Bond would but the fact is just by showing up we are more James Bond than 90% of every other man on the planet )
Her friend finally cracks and starts giggling… ” Im Lisa nice to meet you ”
I talked to both for a while and found out that they are both best friends who both had a break up with their partners.
As soon as heard that i said ” Just so we are all on the same page… i am nobodys rebound… just letting you know ”
That statment got them by suprise and girl 1 felt like she needed to qualify herself ” Oh no we are not looking for a rebound ”
Me: ” Im glad you are a quick learner. We might get along after all… whats your favorate star wars movie? ”
( After that quick push pull it is good to immediatly change the subject… i dont want them overqualifying themselves too hard by insisting that they dont want me or anyone… because then their ego will be involved and its an uphill climb. This is a common mistake i have done in the past using push pull. Push too hard and ego gets involved )
We talked for a while later i got girl 1s private instagram ( which is filled with provocative pictures is filled with horny guys commenting on her pictures ) They were both fun and cute but girl 1 is less stuck up than her friend.
5 min after getting her insta i told them ”it was a pleasure to meet you. Im gonna say hi to my friends over there ” and i went to the next group of girls… there were 5 of them…
Me with a stright face ” Excuse me but i would like to point out that pineapple on pizza is a crime and Zamasu did nothing wrong ”
All of them at the same time cringe smiling ” what? ”
Me: You heard me… The divine Zamasu owner of the worlds greatest chain of pizza resturants in the world has himself forbidden any pizza to be served with pineapple. He called it ” Zero mortals plan… what do you think of that? ”
( There is no Zamasu pizza )
Girl 1 from that group said ” I feel like alot of his costumers would be upset in that case ”
Girl 2 from that group ” I know right i mean i dont like it but its ok if others do ”
Me ” Yeah no thats not very nice of him ”
Here i am intentionally agreeeing to contrast the seriousness of the approach which made them laugh a little.
And then i said lets play a quick game are you guys up?
Them answoring quriously ” yeah ”
Me ” allright cool im sayian btw whats your names ”
They say their names and i say cool are you ready. They nod and i say allright.
” The first one who raises her hand… after i finish my sentance wins ” i pause creating some tension looking them in the eye… they are lazer focused…
I then say very quickly ” The first one who raises her hand gets my number ”
4 of them raise their hands almost immediatly and start talking about who won… the fifth one starts laughing and explains what they won… they soon all start laughing and looking at me and collectivly pick one of them as the winner…
She wasnt the hottest one but definitly a solid 8/10 and says ok give me your number…
I then say with a comedically concerned tone ” i think we are moving too fast i dont feel very comfortable ”
They all crack up and i say that its ok you can have my number and the mood is way lighter now and i was the center of the atttention in the whole cafeteria…
The first 2 girls i approached were definitly watching the show. The 5 girls in the group start asking me questions and they were looking at the one who got my number all funny.
After that it was a downhill ride… the girl from the first approach was texting me while i was talking to them…
” you are funny ”
A while later they leave and i go to the next girl feeding of the social proof i had with those 5.
The third approach was a girl who was sitting alone who looked at me here and there.
Me ” I have never seen a girl with greener eyes than you ”
Her ” I could be wearing lenses ”
Me ” Thats true. Though i would be sad if it was the case ”
Her ” So you are only talking to me because of my eye color ”
Me looking at her enormous chest for exactly one second and then back at her eyes and say ” Among other things ”
She blushed so hard and smiled i could almost imagine how wet she is.
Her ” You are bad ”
Me ” Just as bad as the popcorn you eat while bing watching Squid Game. Its an overrated show btw ”
Her ” Bad and funny? It must be my lucky day ”
Not gonna lie the way she delivred that line cought me off guard… it made my heart skip a beat. The tension was unbearable…
Me ” Cute and sarcastic? I might actually spend the night after f**king your brains out ”
The words came without thought. I didnt even know what was going on… i was in the zone after how well it went with the group of 5 girls… and she was very hot… like 7/10 but 10/10 in my own preferance…
After i said that we stared in each others eyes for 3 seconds. I then slowly and gently tap her shoulder and say ” Those muscles are firm… do you work out a lot ” while holding eye contact…
She breaks the tension looking down and is both laughing and gasping for air…
Her ” Yeah…. Gasps … wow … gasps … excuse me i need to use the restroom ”
She then runs immediatly in the bathroom… at this point i started breathing hard… the tension was killing me as well. It was unbearable… if it was 80% less i could have easily went for the kiss.
A waiter then starts chatting me up while she is in the bathroom.
” I seen you since you got here… man you gotta tell me how you do it ”
I look at him exhausted and say ” I just approach faster than i allow my brain to telll me what a bad idea this is and talk faster than i let my brain tell me how dumb i sound ”
He says ” really thats it? ”
I tell him ” And i use something Libertine Ultima… look it up ”
She comes back 10 minutes later and i ask her ” everything ok? No funny buissness i assume? ”
She smiles and says ” No i just had an unexpected itch ”
Me ” Right ”
Her ” You havent old me your name yet ”
Me ” Sayian ”
Her ” Elinda… but you can call me Ellie ”
Me ” Ellie… I have plans for tonight that i would love for you to be a part of ”
Her ” Sure… Should i tell my friend that wont be sleeping over her place for tonite ? ”
Me ” You better ”