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@James runs the new Limitless Edition and this is what happens next
James sat in silence, pondering his next move. As he ascended the stairs, his landlord a young woman confronted him. Her tone was sharp as she said, “Hey, when are you going to pay the rent? It’s been unpaid for the last two months. You’re useless dandruff horrible person.”
At that moment, James decided to listen to 30 seconds of Limitless Edition 2024. Almost instantly, he felt a surge of energy coursing through his brain, elevating his awareness to unprecedented levels. He began to perceive things he had never noticed before.
He felt sharper, more astute. Noticing a book peeking out from her handbag, he remarked, “So, you’re into Greek mythology?”
His landlord responded with a hint of irritation, “Yeah.”
Unfazed, James continued smoothly, “You remind me of Aphrodite, the goddess of love.”
It was as if James’s subconscious was connecting dots it had gathered over the last forty years of his life, providing him with just the right words. Her initial annoyance softened, replaced by a spark of interest in her eyes.
“Wow,” she replied, visibly impressed. She began giggling and James invites her back to his appartment they share a glass of wine an spend the night together.
The landlord decides to disregard the rent payments for last month and this month.
James decides its time to write up my Java 10000 line program.
He effortlessly crafted his 10,000-line Java program as if it were a leisurely stroll in the park, then submitted the code to Microsoft. Shortly after, a Microsoft spokesperson responded with enthusiasm, "We are impressed with your coding skills. Would you be interested in joining us as a Chief Programmer? We can offer you a $200,000 package.
Part 2 - Next week !!
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And James founded the Kingdom of Coding…
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This is why I pay my internet bill. To read the hilariously brilliant @RockyHandsome stories.
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He is the one who electrocutes!
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I wonder how he goes changing light bulbs?
He just uses his finger.
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Who? James?
Palpy I guess 
Just wrote a new entry to my journal.
When I was thinking about something and looked at the screen afterwards, I noticed I subconsciously wrote something. Like a message to my conscious self.
Did this ever happen to you?
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Indeed he did he is the King of Coding !!
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Of course…
Well-played, good sir.
Well played!
It must have been electric.
The New Limitless
Are you ready to forsake the dream you called your life? Are you ready to see the TRUTH and despair?
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In honor of the drop; I may have to throw on the movie that the title is NOT BASED OFF
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Sounds like a Limitless Presult.
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A few more hours and everyone would be going like " Limitless, Limitless, wherefore art thou?"
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