I heard through the grapevine that they are kicking off this season with a banger.
Code Name Eldritch Truth
It’s a 20 stage super subliminal that seeks to help users:
Shed their mortal weakness, and ascend to The Great Old Ones.
Several of the testers have sunk into utter madness. Rambling names with no known human linguistic roots.
A linguist theorized it might have been “tounges” an ancient hysterical language of prophets and holy men.
The linguist has since taken a “leave of absence.”
Only two candidates showed promise, both vanished–leaving behind scattered scribblings in indescribable symbols, their whereabouts are unknown.
People at HQ have reported “hearing voices in the walls” following the disappearances.
Prior to their departure, their eyes began to take on a faint glow.
It was described as “eyes that glimmered like sweet starlight.”
Disclaimer: this is all clearly a joke inspired by Bloodborne